inbox-2-blog part-16

Here's one for the SHITTY times... ;)

Dear Employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives to employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Management

Yay!

Godspeed Barack!

dontyu think...

...this is life???

Happy Birthday!

...and by the way, I'm a HUUUGE fan.

inbox-2-blog part-15

Found this today and thought its worth sharing:

"There's something fundamentally unhealthy about the way our culture deals with grief. It seems to be viewed as a problem that needs to be fixed, a temporary psychosis that should be either prayed or medicated away rather than the catharsis it should be. It makes others uncomfortable, and is therefore quietly discouraged. As a result I think there are a lot of people that never actually finish grieving, that never fully accept their loss and come to peace with it."

how true!

where is the tuner?

is discontentment the same as unhappiness?

well, atleast the thesaurus seems to suggest so.
doesn't being discontent just mean that you yearn for more? isn't that allowed? how does it imply that you are unhappy with what is?
maybe its when you become irritated becoz u are not there...or you have no frigging clue how to get there - but even then, unhappy is too strong a word. it just feels incorrect.

am i being irrational here? or just plain stubborn? maybe obvious is a relative term as well?
whatever it is, it aint good - coz i can feel all the negative energy.

but then...is discontentment all that bad? isnt it - atleast sometimes - the same as necessity? or it becomes that. atleast sometimes.
guess what really matters is what you end up doing about it. maybe the clarity will come then?

the mind is racing. all the time. its like fighting yourself to stay sane - atleast make half sense out of it all.
maybe the thesauruses aren't good enuff. just maybe.

inbox-2-blog part-14

i've always wondered how the stock market worked....

...until this.