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Thursday, November 03, 2005

the insatiable apetite...

check the interesting event ;) below...are we really this bad? what does it take to be fully at peace with oneself? do we really need to be sages to attain that kind of realism? or maturity? or is it about self-assurance? guess its all the same...but then would it be boring and monotonous? oh well, how do i know!

There's this young single guy on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood, and using every lastounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote, deserted island.Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing.She's also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful, "My God, you saved my life!"He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford! Days and weeks go by. Cindy and our guy are living on the island together. They've set up a hut, there's fruit on the trees, and they're in heaven. Cindy's fallen madly in love with our man, and they're making passionate love morning, noon and night.Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum. "What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks, "We have a wonderful life together, I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"He says, "Actually, Cin, there is. Would you mind, um, putting on my shirt?" "Uh, sure," she says, "if this will help." He takes off his shirt andshe puts it on."Now would you put on my pants?" he asks. "Sure, honey, if it's really going to make you feel better," she says. "Um, OK, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little moustache on your face?" he asks."Whatever you want, honey," she says, and does. Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?" She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up halfway around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says,"Dude! You'll never believe who I'm banging!"

6 Comments:

Blogger ~*. D E E P A .* ~ said...

yuck !!!!

typical male mentality ! i guess ....

i guess this happens more in places where therez a lack of discipline ...

neway , what do i know ??????

n , belated deepavali wishes !!!

12:32 AM  
Blogger wacky-weird-woman said...

I would not be surprised if Cin makes him be a woman so that she can complain -'he is never there, you see, all men are alike, sniff, sniff...' :P
~WWW

3:58 AM  
Blogger silverine said...

ha ha ha :))

9:17 AM  
Blogger Sonia said...

men! Crawford should read this one!

11:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

Dude?? Stranded in an Island with only Cindy Crawford but no WiFi Kya?

Cheers!!

5:00 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

everyone needs an audience to their lil drama called life

4:41 AM  

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